Answering the Existential Question of What the F*@# to Do with Your Life with Spot-On Humor (and Profanity)
If you've tried and failed to find your purpose in life, you're going to need expert help. From the author of What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner?
, this laugh-out-loud career guide will set you straight. Take a brief career quiz to find your perfect match, and get the inside scoop on a wide variety of crappy careers, plus tips on breaking in, leaving you with no excuse not to embark on a fulfilling vocation as:
- T-Shirt Cannon Operator
- Dental Hygienist
. . . And more. And don't worry: if that perfect career eludes or you fail at everything else, you can always be a realtor.
Zach Golden is a writer and filmmaker. He has had many jobs, including dishwasher, knife salesman, underage alcohol sales bait, camp counselor, retail buyer, snowboard coach, babysitter, trampoline safety attendant, and checkout lady. He started www.WhattheFuckShouldIMakeforDinner.com in 2010, and lives in the Catskills Mountains far away from people.